[[Hey there, so this blog is now an archive, and everything has been transferred to a new blog. I won’t be giving out the new url for the blog unless asked. If you need me you can find me at my Kaidan blog which is implantsandheadaches.]]
"I will try my best to be a worthy successor"
"Would you rather I let them beat you to death?"
"I must say I really felt quite distressed at not receiving an invitation"
"You're not welcome here"
"Oh dear, what an awkward situation"
"Please don't do this. I'm begging you"
"I like you begging. Do it again"
"Oh, come on! That's funny!"
"Go away. Go. Go away"
"I know you're there. Don't be afraid"
"I'm not afraid"
"You mock me. I know what you're doing. I know exactly what you're doing"
"We're running out of time"
"Come here. Sit. There's something I need to tell you"
"No! Don't touch me! You're the evil that's in the world! It's you!"
"You look just like your mother"
"Look at my feet! I love my tiny little feet!"
"True love doesn't just fall from trees, you know"
"I'm embarrassed to say I don't know where I am"
"Haven't you ever heard of love at first sight? Go on! Kiss her!"
"I'll not ask your forgiveness, for what I've done to you is unforgivable."
"You've stole what was left of my heart."
"I swear no harm will come to you as long as I shall live"
"Not a day shall pass that I'll not miss your smile"
"Kill her! Kill her!"
"It's over"
"You have your queen!"
"So you see, the story is not quite as you were told"
[[I am so sorry for disappearing from this blog .___. I haven’t had the Jules muse for so long now, and life’s been kind of busy elsewhere. That being said I am going to try and get her out a little.
Like for a starter.]]
He rolls his eyes, arms folding as he mimics her posture. “Really? He sounds like a fool.”
“Maybe.” She admits, her lips curling in amusement. “But I’m in love with him so I can overlook those parts.”
“Didn’t your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?”
“Oh I shall practice my curtsy.”
“He’d make a very handsome throw rug.”
“Excuse me for not leaping for joy. Bad back you know.”
“I thought you were very brave.”
“I’m only brave when I have to be.”
“Look at the stars. The great kings of the past look down on us from those stars.”
“Whenever you feel alone, just remember that those kings will always be there to guide you… and so will I.”
“Run. Run away and never return.”
“You gotta put your behind in our past.”
“Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen. Nobody knows my sorrow.”
“Everyone thinks you’re dead!”
“You think you can just show up and tell me how to live my life? You don’t even know what I’ve been through!”
“You said you’d always be there for me! But you’re not…”
“I finally had some sense knocked into me, and I have the bump to prove it.”
“What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?”
“I’m a little surprised to see you… alive.”
"I’m not like you.”
“Friends? I thought he said we were the enemy.”
“Oh, do tell.“ His mandibles spread into a knowing grin.
She grins and leans back on one leg, her eyes finding his. "Well you see, my mentor got shot in the shoulder, and started bleeding out on me.”
“I could say the same to you, Commander. How you’ve managed to dodge death so many times, I have no idea.”
“I’m not entirely certain myself. Though someone once told me I had a good mentor, so I probably picked up the habit form him.”
“Nihlus.” She greets him with a warm smile and a dip of her head. “Good to see you alive and well.”
Shepard has to turn away as a smirk stretches across her face. “That doesn’t quite surprise me. You have that kind of face.”
Shepard rolls her eyes and crosses her arms over her chest. “Rebel’s not exactly the word I’d use for you.”
- “More…broccoli?”
- “Hit him on the head.”
- “Oh boohoo, now I feel really bad."
- "Well that makes you ugly and stupid."
- "This is the last time we take directions from a squirrel."
- "Are you talking to that squirrel?”
- “Excellent. A few drops in his drink, and then I’ll propose a toast, and he will be dead before dessert.”
- “It’s called a "cruel irony”, like my dependence on you.“
- "Hit the road Bucky!"
- "No touchy."
- "Why do we even have that lever?”
- “Ooh, look at me! That’s me as a baby!"
- "I don’t make deals with peasants!"
- "It’s my birthday gift to me. I’m so happy."
- "You know, in my defense, your poisons all look alike. You might think about relabeling some of them.”
- “Is there anything on this menu that isn’t swimming in gravy?"
- "Oh, it’s not the first time I was tossed out of a window, and it won’t be the last. ”
- “What can I say? I’m a rebel."
- "You know, it’s a good thing you’re not a big, fat guy or this would be really difficult."
- "It’s like I’m talking to a monkey, really big stupid monkey."
- "I never liked your spinach puffs!"
- "I have no idea, you’re the criminal mastermind here."
- "You’re right. That’s giving you way too much credit.”
- “Anything sounds bad when you say it with that attitude."
- "Hmm, don’t know, don’t care. How’s that?"
- "Demon llama!"
- "Wah-hah, llama face."
- "Big, dumb and tone deaf."
- "Oh, he’s doing his own theme music."
- "I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this."
- "Bless you for coming out in public."
- "That’s the freakiest thing I’ve ever seen.”
[[I want to do something with Jules, but at the same time I have no idea what to do…]]
“I stopped caring a long time ago, in case you hadn’t noticed.”
- “I feel like it’s November first, and I’m that discarded jack-o’-lantern whose heart and guts are splattered all over the boulevard of broken promises.”
- “I swear, you are the only person I know who makes decisions based on what will provide the best material for a diary.”
- “All I really want to do today is go to the book store, drink coffee and read.”
- “I had chosen the path of the black sheep rather than that of the unicorns and puppies.”
- “They’re called hormones.”
- “We’d have really pretty babies, huh?”
- “I’ll have to act out by wearing lots of eyeliner and doing the drugs.”
- “In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
- “I just wanted…to kiss you good-bye.”
- “Tell me something good about your life.”
- “Don’t judge yourself by what others did to you.”
- “I’m in love. And I like how that feels. And I hate how that feels. Because love is an invention of fiction writers.”
- “Smile. Nod. Say something witty before they find out what an incredible geek you are.”
- “So you try to think of someone else you’re mad at, and the unavoidable answer pops into your little warped brain: everyone.”
- “Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit, you turn off feeling.
Sometimes it’s hard to turn it back on again.”- “You believe this is a game, and you may be right. But if you think you can play it better than me, think again.”
- “Why does it hurt so much? Why does it have to hurt?”
- “The cure for pain is in the pain.”
- “That information is classified, I’m afraid.”
- “Don’t forget. Not ever. Not for a second.”
- “I am not interested in emotional fuckwittage. Goodbye.”
- “I’m pretty sure you’re way out of my league.”
- “You’ll NEVER understand that kind of pain.”
- “The wounded recognize the wounded.”
- “Thought you’d be gone by now.”
- “Blood isn’t love.”
- “Do your ears just block all incoming sound waves?”
- “Go make love to a tube sock.”
- “Is that a euphemism for penis? Please let it not be a euphemism for penis.”
- “He is a pimple on the cock of humanity.”
- “I do not view other boys as threats, and I enjoy making them seem insignificant by calling them the wrong names.”
- “Angry grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home.”
- “I’m going to kill you one day.”
- “I don’t like it, but my hands are tied. I just want you to know this: if I ever get the chance to betray you, I will. If the opportunity arises to pay you back, I’ll take it. You’ll never be able to trust me.”
- “Of course I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?”
- “You’re mistaking bitter animosity for heartfelt affection.”
- “I don’t know whether to punch you or kiss you.”
- “You’re hurt…let me help you. Please.”
- “Look at his burn. It’s going to get infected.”
- “It’s blood, yeah.”
- “I know you’re not okay.”
- “Look at me.”
- “You left me.Without a word.”
- “You don’t…have to leave. Please.”
- “I don’t need the feeling of completeness. I just need the feeling of not being empty.”
- “Do you have a lot of sad things in your head?”
- “How do I share what I’m feeling?”
- “Not your [ boyfriend/girlfriend ], eh?”
- “Are you not happy with me?”
- “This is love, isn’t it? When you notice someone’s absence and hate that absence more than anything? More, even, than you love their presence?”
- “I think your [ girlfriend/boyfriend ] is evil and should be destroyed.”
- “Love me, because love doesn’t exist, and I have tried everything that does.”
- “Watch out!”
- “You could have been killed!”
- “Run! Hurry up, go!”
- “Save yourself, I’ll hold them back.”
- “Leave me here! Go! Hurry! I can handle it.”
- “I promise I’ll make sure they don’t hurt you.”
- “They better not have laid a damn finger on you or I’ll [insert threat].”
- “I swear, if they so much as breathe next to you, I’ll knock them out.”
- "I’m not leaving you here!”
- “And let you get yourself killed?”
- “Are you crazy?”
- “Are you hurt anywhere?”
- “I don’t trust him/her. They seem off.”
- “I’m saying this for your own good!”
- “Don’t worry. I’ll protect you.”
- “I don’t want to lose you! You’re all I have left!”