• “I feel like it’s November first, and I’m that discarded jack-o’-lantern whose heart and guts are splattered all over the boulevard of broken promises.”
• “I swear, you are the only person I know who makes decisions based on what will provide the best material for a diary.” 
• “All I really want to do today is go to the book store, drink coffee and read.” 
• “I had chosen the path of the black sheep rather than that of the unicorns and puppies.” 
• “They’re called hormones.”
• “We’d have really pretty babies, huh?”
• “I’ll have to act out by wearing lots of eyeliner and doing the drugs.”
• “In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” 
• “I just wanted…to kiss you good-bye.”
• “Tell me something good about your life.”
• “Don’t judge yourself by what others did to you.”
• “I’m in love. And I like how that feels. And I hate how that feels. Because love is an invention of fiction writers.”
• “Smile. Nod. Say something witty before they find out what an incredible geek you are.” 
• “So you try to think of someone else you’re mad at, and the unavoidable answer pops into your little warped brain: everyone.”
• “Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit, you turn off feeling.
  Sometimes it’s hard to turn it back on again.”
• “You believe this is a game, and you may be right. But if you think you can play it better than me, think again.”
• “Why does it hurt so much? Why does it have to hurt?”
• “The cure for pain is in the pain.” 
• “That information is classified, I’m afraid.”
• “Don’t forget. Not ever. Not for a second.”
• “I am not interested in emotional fuckwittage. Goodbye.”
• “I’m pretty sure you’re way out of my league.”
• “You’ll NEVER understand that kind of pain.”
• “The wounded recognize the wounded.”
• “Thought you’d be gone by now.”
• “Blood isn’t love.”
• “Do your ears just block all incoming sound waves?”
• “Go make love to a tube sock.”
• “Is that a euphemism for penis?  Please let it not be a euphemism for penis.”
• “He is a pimple on the cock of humanity.”
• “I do not view other boys as threats, and I enjoy making them seem insignificant by calling them the wrong names.”
• “Angry grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home.” 
• “I’m going to kill you one day.” 
• “I don’t like it, but my hands are tied. I just want you to know this: if I ever get the chance to betray you, I will. If the opportunity arises to pay you back, I’ll take it. You’ll never be able to trust me.”
• “Of course I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?” 
• “You’re mistaking bitter animosity for heartfelt affection.”
• “I don’t know whether to punch you or kiss you.” 
• “You’re hurt…let me help you. Please.”
• “Look at his burn. It’s going to get infected.”
• “It’s blood, yeah.”
• “I know you’re not okay.”
• “Look at me.” 
• “You left me.Without a word.”
• “You don’t…have to leave. Please.”
• “I don’t need the feeling of completeness. I just need the feeling of not being empty.”
• “Do you have a lot of sad things in your head?”
• “How do I share what I’m feeling?”
• “Not your [ boyfriend/girlfriend ], eh?”
• “Are you not happy with me?” 
• “This is love, isn’t it? When you notice someone’s absence and hate that absence more than anything? More, even, than you love their presence?” 
• “I think your [ girlfriend/boyfriend ] is evil and should be destroyed.” 
• “Love me, because love doesn’t exist, and I have tried everything that does.”