captainamericarogers
Emperor's New Groove Sentence Starters

  • "More…broccoli?"
  • "Hit him on the head."
  • "Oh boohoo, now I feel really bad." 
  • "Well that makes you ugly and stupid." 
  • "This is the last time we take directions from a squirrel." 
  • "Are you talking to that squirrel?"
  • "Excellent. A few drops in his drink, and then I’ll propose a toast, and he will be dead before dessert."
  • "It’s called a "cruel irony", like my dependence on you."
  • "Hit the road Bucky!" 
  • "No touchy." 
  • "Why do we even have that lever?"
  • "Ooh, look at me! That’s me as a baby!" 
  • "I don’t make deals with peasants!" 
  • "It’s my birthday gift to me. I’m so happy." 
  • "You know, in my defense, your poisons all look alike. You might think about relabeling some of them."
  • "Is there anything on this menu that isn’t swimming in gravy?" 
  • "Oh, it’s not the first time I was tossed out of a window, and it won’t be the last. "
  • "What can I say? I’m a rebel." 
  • "You know, it’s a good thing you’re not a big, fat guy or this would be really difficult." 
  • "It’s like I’m talking to a monkey, really big stupid monkey." 
  • "I never liked your spinach puffs!" 
  • "I have no idea, you’re the criminal mastermind here." 
  • "You’re right. That’s giving you way too much credit."
  • "Anything sounds bad when you say it with that attitude." 
  • "Hmm, don’t know, don’t care. How’s that?" 
  • "Demon llama!" 
  • "Wah-hah, llama face." 
  • "Big, dumb and tone deaf." 
  • "Oh, he’s doing his own theme music." 
  • "I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this." 
  • "Bless you for coming out in public." 
  • "That’s the freakiest thing I’ve ever seen."
Source: captainamericarogers
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